@EIT One newsletter reader suggested it was because cooking in the US is much more aspirational than in the UK. So UK cooks want to get on with it, I think, while US cooks want to think they could get on with it.
I did switch to fish, once upon a time. But as I barely understood bash, that was probably a mistake. Anyway, I just want to endorse Dan's idea:
create shells cash, trash, theclash, and bangersandmash.
That is all.
Maybe: I'd like to find some time, but it just might not be possible.